Put the PHONE DOWN!

Why do women become retarded when it comes to men? Really, it is a question that has been burning inside of me for so long. Women seriously lose all mental capacity when it comes to the opposite sex, it is like a giant vacuum as been attached to our brains and sucks and sucks until we have no more thoughts other than about them? I have always been amazed at that, how females can just forget their lives and get so focused on the opposite sex that they forget who they are, what THEY want, and stop trying to attain it. Women- Listen to me. Put the phone down and walk away. The guy will call if he wants to, and if he doesn’t’ why do you care? For every guy that acts like a schumuck, there are 2 that won’t. Do NOT, I repeat DO NOT, cancel plans because he MIGHT be able to do something. Go where you want, if he really wants to be with you, he will find a way to do it. Do NOT suffocate the poor man; if they can’t breathe they won’t stay. This means a man wants man time, do not intrude on that. Besides, is it not more fun to have girls’ night and be able to get those free shots? You know full well that won’t happen with a man sitting next to you. This goes for married women, single women, all women. Men are men, they will act how they want when they want, the more you push, the more they walk away. If the man really wants you, he will tell you. Heck, they may even find they can’t live without you, but DO not by any means stop living because of them. You can be without a man for five minutes. Trust me, it is possible!